Monday, March 10, 2008

Yours truly, Fierce Hot Mess

Yo,

Ahoy there! It's HIGH time to contemplate the abridged version of this week's goss!

She Really IS Fucking Matt Damon
Congrats to Matt & his wife Lucy on spermination, the sequel!

They have a one year old kid named Isabella. Your boys sure can swim, Matt!

I've always like the fact that this Beantown boy went and scored himself a bartender, instead of resigning himself to a life with crazy Hollywood bitches, like the sticky fingered Winona.

Bostonians don't let you get away with shit like that for long.


Mary Ann Likes the Mary Jane

Sixty nine year old Dawn Wells, Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, was busted while driving under the influence of weed.

Leave the poor woman alone! Shit...I BETTER be stoned when I'm kissing 70 on the lips! She looks good for her age too, shoot.

TV for the TiVo Impaired

This one's for all you David Sedaris fans out there...



Kat Von D is Doing Nikki Sixx

I don't get how someone so talented can at once be so inane.

On this season of LA Ink, tat shop "owner" Kat Von D spends each episode professing her undying love for Roy Orbison's son "Orby,"...until something better comes along. Apparently it has in the shape of Nikki Sixx. I guess there's something to be said for getting the chance to fuck someone who's poster you've deflowered yourself to.

Then again, they can sit up for days snorting blow and drawing heartograms on each other for all I fucking care.

Hag of the Week

Amy Poehler is such a good boy. I don't care how busy you are, don't miss this!




Have a wonderful week party people!

xx
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2 comments:

Mr. Pink said...

matt's wife is a hot mess tranny!!

Anonymous said...

Mary Ann, who shares my b-day, got 6 months unsupervised probation. Yay!