Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Sad, SAG and HAGS (but not sagging hags!)

Hey Kids,

Still Catching Our Breath

Last week's sudden passing of Heath Ledger has left me with a lingering sadness.

I think I speak for a lot of us locals when I say that his passing has an added weight. To us Brooklynites, he wasn't just a face on the screen - he was another parent at the playground in Carroll Park. I wanted to write an essay to work it out but this one in New York magazine by Samantha Hunt did a pretty good job of summing it up.

Well, sort of.

One of the newbie neighborhood celeb moms Keri Russell made her way past the throngs of paparazzi to Dean Street to pay her respects. SIGH.

people mag

SAG Awards

Angelina managed to prop up a huge tent with her boobies, and the requisite tongues were wagging Sunday night. She actually looked healthy! Should we raise a glass of congrats? Looks like we can expect a new Jolie-Pitt production this summer. Guess with their Noah's Ark reproduction philosophy (they said they adopted Pax so Mad would have a cultural reflection of himself), this one's for lil' Shiloh. Next stop? Uganda!


Winners included:

Tina Fey, Best Actress Comedy, 30 Rock. (YAY!)
Alec Baldwin, Best Actor Comedy, 30 Rock (Double yay!)
James Gandolfini, Best Actor, Drama, The Sopranos
Edie Falco, Best Actress Drama, The Sopranos
Daniel Day Lewis, Best Actor, There Will Be Blood
Julie Christie, Best Actress, Away From Her
...check out the full list here.

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Kathy Griffin....Slag Hag?
She's on the cover of The Advocate, but the gay reporter is outing her as a poseur! Tsky, Tsky!


Hag of the Week
I don't give a flying fuck if Kathy Griffin is on the cover of The Advocate. My BFF Carlotta, aka Dottie (center - pink beehive), is a hag supreme FOR REALS people.

A high school art/fashion teacher in conservative Corona, CA, she led a group of her students in a rousing performance of Jimmy James' "Fashionista" for her school's talent show. She is a staunch support system for many students working their way out of the closet.

A mom of four, Dottie proudly brings the height of hagness to everything she touches. Air kisses to her and all that she does!


Last but not least...

GO PATS!

A proud New Englander who lives in New York swims upstream during major sporting events. But the thick skin I've developed over the years has enabled me to hold my head high in the face of Tom Brady's wrapped ankle.

Besides, how cute is Dyl in his regalia?






Have a genius week!

xx
MC

5 comments:

Mr. Pink said...

I can't believe you are raising Dylan as a New Englander fan... He's a New Yorker! Born and raised in the best city in the world!

Why, why, why do we have to continue to hear about the Sopranos??? I'm so glad it's over. Moving on.

And RIP Heath. What a shocker. I say accidental.

Momma Comma said...

Pats are up for 19-0 my friend.
This may be the best city in the world, but the Pats are the best TEAM in the world!

Anonymous said...

Cuter than Tom Brady;0

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