Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Score & Caddyshack Realness

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Welcome to the wonderful world of A Hag Supreme, where we make it fast and easy to ingest the inane goings on of the entertainment biz and all other Hag-like concerns. Sit back, relax and inhale the buzz....

Caddyshack Realness
Cops pulled over Bill Murray who was wasted and driving all willy nilly all over the streets of Sweden...in a golf cart! He wouldn't breathe in a bag but did submit to a blood test. Who says life doesn't imitate art?

Britney Backs Out of Career-Saving Duet with Timberlake
As if we didn't all know she was fucking nuts.

Did You All Know the Late Merv Griffin Was Gay?
The Hollywood Reporter outed him on the day of his funeral.

The Score

Britney Flees For Europe WITHOUT Kids
Kevin VI
Brit I

Lindsey Lohan Avoids DUI Charges
Lindsey XVI
Divine Righteousness 0

Adrian Grenier Tooling Around with Paris Hilton (ew)
Adrian 0
Paris 0



TV for the TiVo Impaired

We Might Just Fi
nd Out How He Met Their Mother

I was psyched to hear that this cute-ass, well written show, otherwise known as the Gen Y Friends, will return for another season. And driven snow guest star Mandy Moore will be sporting some ink!

Wonder how she'll pull off being a ho? She wasn't nearly as annoying on Entourage as I thought she would be.


Weeds
Shocking, humorless week on Weeds. Can you believe Conrad just left our girl HANGING like that? After she tried to blowdry all that weed to save his ass? There was much sick irony in the scene where Nancy's poor little gay admirer was literally and figuratively ousted from the closet and raped by a female prostitute. I'm still aghast. At least the Botwins have all found their way out of jail, stupidity and captivity now...the endless sequence of events was a little too drawn out for my liking.

Top Chef
I knew that restaurant war retake was a mistake of colossal proportions. Tre is gone but Casey "slow chop" is still in the race? What is this world coming to?!

LOVED special guest star Madonna's bitchy brother as evil food critic/interior designer!

Ahem - I did call Sara as a finalist early on and she'll def make the top 4 or 3 for sure. She kicked ass all over that kitchen last night.

Momma Comma Almost Makes the Tube
Got a surprise call this week from the folks at Miami Ink, looking to cast Momma Comma herself. As taping coincided with the dates my latest and largest creative project is due to "drop," I had to decline, as both tattooing and plane rides are verboten in my condition. Pray they come back for another season!

Hag(s) of the Week

Miz Janice Dickinson



...and we DO mean Dick-in, son!













Photo: Perez Hilton


Miz Reese Witherspoon


Taking your kids to the Vineyard with your main gay is a true sign of supreme hagness.

And with Jakey-poo Gyllenhal as your main gay no less!

Welcome to the club Miz Reese.



Photo: Socialite's Life

Speaking of main gays, I MUST close with the happiest of b-day wishes to mine, Desk LA himself, Sir Kenny! We love you baby!

Enjoy the last vestiges of summer!

xx
MC




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHAT Merv was gay! Wow when you told me that Charles Nelson Rielly was gay, was surprised too, I just thought he liked wearing ascots, like Fred from Scooby-Doo...wait a minute..Do you think Fred is gay too?? To bad that Jerry Falwell isn't around to ask.
LOL!!

Momma Comma said...

We can't all be as fag-tastic as you, Anonymous. The manner of ousting, not the outing, was what I was calling attention to, wiseass :)

x

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