Friday, March 16, 2007

Pax, Fucking for Tracks, Hags on Tour

Happy Friday!

Just when we thought we were out of the woods with this winter bullpucky, it's literally spitting layers of hail here in NYC and we are supposed to get six (!!) inches of snow tonight. Can't you just hear my blood curdling screams from wherever you are? Alright - enough of my bitching. Time to get to the biz of the week:

GOSSIP

Say Hi to Pax Thein Jolie-Pitt








Brad & Ange just had to have a matching pair, so they've gone to Vietnam to score the newest addition to their family. He's SO adorable. But I wonder how Maddox is dealing with the competition. You know he's gotta have his dukes up!

BTW: She's claiming she'll now be a stay-at-home-mom. YEAH for the next five minutes maybe. 'Till the next time she feels compelled to ditch her kids and sequester herself in a hotel to "learn French" for five days. When are these celebs going to realize that actually being around to change a diaper once in a blue moon, might benefit their kids (and the world) more than jetting off every 30 seconds to kiss hands and shake babies (pun intended)?

Liam Aaron McDermott Enters the World
After what felt like the longest pregnancy on earth, Tori Spelling had the Spelling heir sliced out of her this past Tuesday. Word on the street is that her mama Candy rallied round her bedside. But honestly, who cares.

Lindsey Lohan Back on the Sauce
Partying her way through NYC as per usual. Again, I implore you, who cares. At this point, it's only semi-interesting when she collapses.

Joss Stone "Fucks for Tracks?"
Cyber genius Perez Hilton posted this amazing rant from Dallas Austin, saying that Joss Stone "fucks for tracks." Whoa! Now there's some meow mix to kill a few minutes on a Friday!


BOOB TUBE BONANZA

The Riches
After the disappointment of so-so show Dirt, FX saves the day with another amazing show -- one episode and I'm completely hooked. With an incredible cast led by Brits Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver, the show is about a family of Southern fried gypsies who leave a crappy life behind to assume the identity of a couple they see die. The acting is impeccable, the script is sharp and the plot is rife with the unexpected. Give it a chance and you'll buy me a drink for turning you onto it.

ANTM
The girls this cycle are SO BITCHY. I can't wait to see Renee yank Brittany's weave out.

Ugly Betty
Just had to share that I have the biggest girl crush on Amanda. She's genius.

Top Design
Why did Goil have to go and cry? Now I can't like him anymore! In spite of a few favorites (Andrea, Matt and formerly Goil) it's hard to predict who'll win this one. I need to hurt judge Kelly Werstler by sheer virtue of her nervy wardrobe.

CELEBS ON THE STREETS
Brad, Dyl and I were on our way to Bed, Bath & Beyond on 18th Street this weekend when we spotted the lovely and talented Bobbie Eakes (Crystal Carey Chandler) from All My Kids lugging some West Elm loot in a brown and white cowhide coat and enjoying the balmy sunshine. Would have loved to have approached her but had my hands full and no camera. You'll just have to take my word for it.

HAG(S) OF THE WEEK
Miz Cyndi Lauper takes the cake! She just announced she'll be headlining this mind-blowing tour to raise money for gay rights.

If the URL doesn't work, don't be surprised. I think the site has been down for a few days now.

Other performers include:

Margaret Cho (A Hag Supreme if ever there was one)
Rufus Wainright
The MisShapes
Erasure
The Gossip
The AMAZING Boston band The Dresden Dolls

You KNOW I'll be in effect.

Have a great weekend beautiful people!

xx
MC

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