Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Tsk, tsk, tsk

Howdy Kids,

Happy Hump Day!

Be on the lookout for more frequent posts as A Hag Supreme goes all frequent on your ass.

And now for today's goss and all other matters of pivotal importance...

FINIS

















Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn's publicist have announced that they are over. That's no news I'm afraid. Gossip maven Ted Casablanca from
The Awful Truth has long been calling this a publicity stunt to coincide with The Break Up and as events unfold, it smells pretty true to me. Not that anyone gives a rat's ass.

Local Lollygagging











Jennifer Connolly, Paul Brittany and their kid Stellan are trudging up Union Street in Park Slope after a visit to Union Market.


Don't blame 'em. They have the best goddamn tomatoes ANYWHERE.

Pure Damage Control













After a wasted, panty free week, Brit decided to do some damage control by posing with her kid on a jaunt to the zoo. Sadly, these pix aren't really fooling anyone.
Page Six reports that the L.A. Department of Children and Family Services are on her tail again, and her parents are trying desperately to get her to grow her ass up, not to much avail I'm afraid. Someone better jump in and save those cuties right quick.

Check out this not-so-blind item from yesterday's Page Six:

WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with .(UH-BRITNEY) . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? .(UH-NICOLE? MISCHA?) . . WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off. (UH-BRIT & PARIS?).

Her Weekly Hagness

Kathy Griffin laid claim to her rightful hagness in an interview with Larry King. We always knew the bitch was ours.

KING: What is this with you and gays?

GRIFFIN: I, you know, I just was that girl in high school that went to the prom with a gay guy. You know, that girl? And, in fact, my prom date is now a choreographer for Disneyworld.

K folks...expect me to report after the season finale of ANTM tonight. GO CARIDEE!! BTW, it was cute how Ms. Jay was one of the Reality Queens on the Big In '06 awards.

Did WAY too much shopping today, so I'm off to justify...

xx
MC

1 comment:

toby said...

i WAS excited to see brit back in the game... now i'm just depressed.