Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Arrested Development

Howdy Folks,

Hope you all had a great weekend! It's high goss time...

Speaking of high...

No Surprises

Nicole Richie was busted for DUI in the wee hours of Monday after careening the wrong way down a carpool lane. According to her rap sheet, she came in at 5'1" and a whopping 85 lbs. She told officers she was smoking weed and taking Vicodin.

I mean really, how could she be such an amateur? Everyone knows you don't mix those two unless you commit to a couch for a bare minimum of twelve hours.

Angelina Talks Brad
The Post published excerpts of the new issue of Vogue, where Angelina Jolie reveals how she fell in love with Brad Pitt.

"I didn't know much about exactly where Brad was in his personal life."
I suppose his wedding ring didn't say enough.

"We remained very, very good friends for a long time," she says. "And then life developed in a way where we could be together, where it felt like something we would do, we should do."
Translation: We fucked while he was married and then he finally ditched his wife.

I don't know why these celebs just don't come out with it. But I gotta say...that little Shiloh is unbelieveably, otherworldly beautiful. Not that we expected anything less to swim out of that uber gene pool.

Gotta flee but I'll be back soon..be sure to check in!


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