Friday, November 10, 2006

Emancipation Bitches

Happy Friday Bitches!

And now the moment you've all been waiting for...the week's goss...and what a week it's been!

The Emancipation of Ms. B

Kevin Federline is now simply known as Fed-Ex, as Britney FINALLY came to her senses and filed for divorce from that leechy hubby of hers...

The burning question is, how on earth, with all the money she makes, does she so rapidly go from...
Fab

To Drab?

While her wet nurse is back at the suite suckling her latest contribution to society, does she pass the time moonwalking through a car wash? Does she have major sweat head from that hot weight loss drug only approved to cure asthma in horses? She's wearing the same clothes, so it was the same day. Come now Brit! You have so much to celebrate! You had an iron clad prenup! You were smart enough to GIVE away pix of your new baby before Fed Ex could sell them for a profit! Every gay boy in the world is tossing confetti your way! For godsakes, make 'em proud!

Party Girl Update
Some juicy tidbits from my H'town sources.....

Lindsey Lohan is on OD watch....this train is going to crash hard people. You read it here first. She managed to crash her car yet again this week and has been found muttering to herself in the wee hours of the morning...not cute at all.

Paris Hilton is about as demure as her wardrobe when she asks friends to join her in inhaling the disco dust with choice bon mots like, "I have to go hang my coat."

None of this surprises you, I'm sure!

TV of the Week

ANTM
So sad to see Anchal go...she could've been a contender, but she was getting on my nerves. I predict that next week will see the separation of the Siamese twins, with Amanda packing it up. The final two? CariDee and Melrose, and I hope CariDee kicks her ASS!

Medium
New episodes Wednesday! At long last!

Mad TV
Gotta send snaps to their send off of Project Runway and yoga vid star Rodney Yee...I almost peed all over the bed. Last week's was the best episode of a sketch comedy show I've seen in AGES.

No celeb sightings this week kids....better luck next week!

Shameless plug
Buy the NY Post Monday...I wrote the cover article for the @Work supplement.

I suppose I should get back to work and justify my new boot splurge. K kiddies...ta ta for now and good weekend!

xx
MC



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i heard about her mutterings in the morning! but where?? i forgot. she was being followed by papp.

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